Germany really needs to sort itself out. As novel as the things have been the past three years, Germany isn’t wracking up the points and it’s unlikely to do so this year either… Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Germany – Not Going to Make a Titanium Comparison →

This is surprisingly high for me to rank San Marino two years in a row. What can I say? I’m inhabited by the spirit of the night. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: San Marino – Spirit of Serhat →

Greece actually subtly changed their song but I really had to listen to it 3 times to hear the tiny changes so who knows what’ll happen by the time we get to Eurovision. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Greece – Is THIS Love? →

Armenia. Almost always the last to release their song and this year was no exception. I think it’s hard to be the last one because there’s a danger where you have to compete with 42 other songs already released so, how’d we do? Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Armenia – Release Your Song with Me →

Completing the set of sub 21 year boys in Eurovision it’s Ireland. I don’t know if Ireland knows if it even wants to win anymore but at least this years song is the polar opposite of their song last year. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Ireland – 20 Year Old Sings Age Appropriate Song →

I love Finland so much. The land of Lordi and Krista Siegfrids! Does their song for this year have wings? Or will they have to Sing It Away again? Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Finland – Blackbird Can Sing →

I have some mixed feels about Croatia this year. This is one of the few songs I can’t give you a real answer on if I like it or not and the reason it’s this “high” in my list is that this is the crossroad between things I kind of like and things I kind of hate, which seems fitting for this song. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Croatia – Dueling Voices →

I have a lot of questions about this song but I actually have more questions about how other people seem to feel about this song. If anyone is going to pick a fight with me, it’s probably over this song I think. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Norway – Grab The Disco Mask →

This is the highest the UK has been in my personal ranking in a very long time even though I kind of guiltily enjoy the presentation from 2015. How refreshing. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: UK – Surprised and Not Giving Up →

It’s hard to come with snappy lead ins for these after so many of them! If you liked the 1990s and you wish there was more vocal harmonization in the world, look no more further than Netherlands. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Netherlands – Hold On, Lights and Shadows →