Armenia. Almost always the last to release their song and this year was no exception. I think it’s hard to be the last one because there’s a danger where you have to compete with 42 other songs already released so, how’d we do? Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Armenia – Release Your Song with Me →

Completing the set of sub 21 year boys in Eurovision it’s Ireland. I don’t know if Ireland knows if it even wants to win anymore but at least this years song is the polar opposite of their song last year. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Ireland – 20 Year Old Sings Age Appropriate Song →

I love Finland so much. The land of Lordi and Krista Siegfrids! Does their song for this year have wings? Or will they have to Sing It Away again? Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Finland – Blackbird Can Sing →

I have some mixed feels about Croatia this year. This is one of the few songs I can’t give you a real answer on if I like it or not and the reason it’s this “high” in my list is that this is the crossroad between things I kind of like and things I kind of hate, which seems fitting for this song. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Croatia – Dueling Voices →

I have a lot of questions about this song but I actually have more questions about how other people seem to feel about this song. If anyone is going to pick a fight with me, it’s probably over this song I think. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Norway – Grab The Disco Mask →

This is the highest the UK has been in my personal ranking in a very long time even though I kind of guiltily enjoy the presentation from 2015. How refreshing. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: UK – Surprised and Not Giving Up →

It’s hard to come with snappy lead ins for these after so many of them! If you liked the 1990s and you wish there was more vocal harmonization in the world, look no more further than Netherlands. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Netherlands – Hold On, Lights and Shadows →

I’m absolutely not here to fight about if Australia should be included in Eurovision or not. I think Europe should be more concerned that the Aussies have been beating them at their own game…but can they keep on their winning streak? Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Australia – Third Time Comes Easy? →

I feel like anyone would be a disappointment for Bulgaria after last year but we solider on with the youngest competitor in the contest this year. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Bulgaria – Millennial Mess →

Last year Poland made a huge splash at Eurovision. From their shocking national final winner, all the way to the performance at the final that saw them take top marks from the voters at home. It’s hard to repeat success though… Continue reading ESC 2017: Poland – Flashlight is not an Acceptable Metaphor →