This classic musical theater style ballad is taking Slovenia back two decades to a kinder, more vocally focused Eurovision. But is this a modern winner? Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Slovenia – Don’t Stop Believing [Glee Mix] →

A little bit Beyonce? A little bit Czechia? Find out what the Czech Republic’s internal selection team has picked to represent them in Kiyv this year! Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Czech Republic – Love on…My Turn →

A sweet old fashioned song from Portugal? You don’t say. Let’s see if a revamp of their national final might have helped out their chances for victory. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Portugal – Old Fashioned for Two →

Currently we’re in limbo with Russia’s entry to Eurovision. For good reason but I wrote this last week so we’re going to just run it anyway. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Russia – My Ears Are Burning →

Join me in counting down and pulling apart yet another 2017 Eurovision entry! Today it’s the little Baltic that hasn’t quite yet, Lithuania! Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Lithuania – Rain of Bad Notes →

Join me in counting down and pulling apart yet another 2017 Eurovision entry! This time it’s Malta! Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Malta – Breathlessly Awaiting A Decent Maltese Song →

Now that we have all the Eurovision songs I’ll be reviewing them in the reverse order from ones I like the least to the ones I like the most.  This is completely subjective and you can fight me but it’s probably not worth it. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Spain – Clap Your Hands if You’re Confused about Your Lover →