It’s hard to come with snappy lead ins for these after so many of them! If you liked the 1990s and you wish there was more vocal harmonization in the world, look no more further than Netherlands. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Netherlands – Hold On, Lights and Shadows →

I’m absolutely not here to fight about if Australia should be included in Eurovision or not. I think Europe should be more concerned that the Aussies have been beating them at their own game…but can they keep on their winning streak? Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Australia – Third Time Comes Easy? →

I feel like anyone would be a disappointment for Bulgaria after last year but we solider on with the youngest competitor in the contest this year. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Bulgaria – Millennial Mess →

Last year Poland made a huge splash at Eurovision. From their shocking national final winner, all the way to the performance at the final that saw them take top marks from the voters at home. It’s hard to repeat success though… Continue reading ESC 2017: Poland – Flashlight is not an Acceptable Metaphor →

This classic musical theater style ballad is taking Slovenia back two decades to a kinder, more vocally focused Eurovision. But is this a modern winner? Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Slovenia – Don’t Stop Believing [Glee Mix] →

A little bit Beyonce? A little bit Czechia? Find out what the Czech Republic’s internal selection team has picked to represent them in Kiyv this year! Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Czech Republic – Love on…My Turn →

A sweet old fashioned song from Portugal? You don’t say. Let’s see if a revamp of their national final might have helped out their chances for victory. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Portugal – Old Fashioned for Two →

Currently we’re in limbo with Russia’s entry to Eurovision. For good reason but I wrote this last week so we’re going to just run it anyway. Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Russia – My Ears Are Burning →

Join me in counting down and pulling apart yet another 2017 Eurovision entry! Today it’s the little Baltic that hasn’t quite yet, Lithuania! Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Lithuania – Rain of Bad Notes →

Join me in counting down and pulling apart yet another 2017 Eurovision entry! This time it’s Malta! Continue reading ESC 2017 Review: Malta – Breathlessly Awaiting A Decent Maltese Song →